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bakerstreet Shippy Questions Meme
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- Answering as Bruce Wayne. For charity, of course. -
QUESTIONS
1. Are you single?
› Yes.
2. How many people have you dated?
› [ He doesn't remember the last time he dated anyone. ] Lost count!
3. Are you a good kisser?
› Can't say I've gotten any complaints.
4. How many people have you kissed?
› [ Seriously? He just smirks. Come on. ]
5. Who was your first kiss?
› [ Okay, now you're making him sweat. He can't remember who his first kiss was and he doesn't want to come across as too much of an asshole. ] A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
6. Who was your first crush?
› Rita Hayworth.
7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
› Not at the moment, no.
8. Have you ever had a celebrity crush?
› Well... I met Carla Bruni last week and she seemed lovely. Let's go with that.
9. What about a crush on a fictional character?
› Gilda Farrell, no question.
10. Are you good at flirting?
› I do alright for myself!
11. Tell us your best pick-up line.
› Depends on the lady! Gotta personalize them, you know.
12. How did your last relationship end?
› Busy schedule and long-distance. You know, the usual.
13. What's the worst date you've ever been on?
› Well, I have been stood up a time or two. Or several. I'd count those.
14. What's the best date you've ever been on?
› Some things are best kept private. Don't want to give all of myself to the media. [ A corny wink ensues. ]
15. What's your weirdest romantic experience?
› Probably the ones I can't remember! [ Cue audience obligatory laughter. ]
16. Describe your perfect date.
› Somewhere quiet with dim lights. I prefer getting to know a person one-on-one.
17. Which of the following would you rather do on a date: go hiking, go to a theme park, go to a museum, enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner, or stay home and cuddle under a blanket?
› Hey, I've done them all. And let me tell you, each one was divine.
18. Do you enjoy cuddling?
› Absolutely.
19. Do you like long walks on the beach?
› Who doesn't?
20. Do you prefer receiving chocolate, flowers, or jewelry?
› Well, I do have a bit of a sweet tooth...
21. What kind of gift would you like to receive from a lover?
› I don't need gifts. Just the company is great.
22. What kind of gift would you give the person you love?
› [ Uh, he loosens his tie a bit to clear his throat. ] Uh, d-diamonds? Diamonds! They're a girl's best friend, right?
23. Have you ever received homemade chocolate?
› Homemade chocolate is the best kind.
24. Have you ever received a love letter?
› A few.
25. Have you ever received a love confession?
› Of sorts.
26. How would you confess your love?
› The best approach would be to tell them right there, full transparency.No masks.
27. How would you propose?
› [ Ugh, he's totally proposed already. ] Uh, heh. Guess it would depend on the woman. I'd customize it just for her.
28. Do you want to get married someday?
› Yes, of course. [ .................. ]
29. Describe your dream wedding.
› Whatever the bride wants.
30. Describe your ideal honeymoon.
› Far away. Maybe up North somewhere to watch the aurora.
31. Would you ever consider an arranged marriage?
› Not for me.
32. Would you ever marry for money?
› [ Everyone knows the answer to this and even the question-asking host couldn't keep a straight face asking it. ]
33. Would you date outside your social class?
› Why not? The heart wants what it wants, after all.
34. Would you ever date a nonhuman?
› [ He's gonna scratch his head at that because wtf. ] Probably not.
35. Would you prefer an older partner or a younger one?
› Somewhere in the middle. No one who will undoubtedly outlive me before my own natural collagen production completely abandons me, and definitely no one too young.
36. Would you prefer a partner who's wild and spontaneous, or steadfast and reliable?
› [ The truth? A mixture of both, with a stronger concentration of wild and spontaneous. ] Can't go wrong with someone reliable, right?
37. Which is more important: humor or intelligence?
› [ "wtf is humor tho" -Batman ] You gotta have both!
38. Do you prefer men or women?
› [ He blushes immediatelyon command, using sheer will. This is the '90s y'all, omg. ] I'll let the paparazzi footage speak for itself.
39. How important are looks when it comes to attraction?
› Very. Although, it's important to remember that beauty is only skin-deep.
40. What's your favorite body part on a man/woman?
› [ WHAT. ] Eyes. Uh- on a woman.
41. Which physical traits do you find appealing?
› Eyes, again. Oh, and lips.
42. What about personality traits?
› A bubbly personality who knows how to have fun!
43. Would you rather date someone who's similar to you, or someone very different?
› They're both intriguing options. Wouldn't want to limit myself to one.
44. Describe your ideal partner.
› Hmm. Tall, confident, and... well, we talked about reliable earlier, right?
45. Do you ever fantasize about being swept off your feet?
› [ A chuckle. The stupid things he does for charity. ] Don't have much time in my busy schedule for fantasies.
46. What about sweeping someone else off theirs?
› Uh. Same answer!
47. Do you enjoy fairytale romances?
› There are some good stories told.
48. What are your thoughts on Romeo and Juliet?
› A classic.
49. Have you ever had a forbidden love?
› [ Hell yes. ] Can't say I have.
50. Would you be willing to rebel against society for love?
› Time will tell.
51. Are you someone who prefers to stay quiet about your relationships, or do you want everyone to know?
› Seeing how long I can keep something private is a personal game I like to play with the media. [ Puh-lease. If the public knows, it's because he's allowed it. ]
52. Are you comfortable giving physical affection?
› Y-yes.
53. What about receiving?
› It's always welcome.
54. How do you feel about PDA?
› Hey, if it's not breaking any laws? I don't see why not.
55. How do you feel about pet names?
› They're useful! [ ...Okay, now he really sounds like a dick. Tone it down, Brucie. ]
56. Do you consider yourself clingy?
› Physically, maybe.
57. Is clinginess a turn-on or a turn-off?
› We all have our thresholds.
58. Would you rather hear "I want you" or "I need you"?
› Who wouldn't want to be 'needed'?
59. Does love conquer all?
› [ Who knows. ] I'd like to think so!
60. Do you believe in soulmates?
› [ Nope. ] I wouldn't want to close myself off to the concept.
61. Do you believe in love at first sight?
› [ You mean lust? ] Oh, yes.
62. Are you someone who falls in love easily?
› Occasionally.
63. Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
› Can I plead the fifth? Is that allowed?
64. Where do you draw the line between friendship and romance?
› Uh, heh. Guess it depends.
65. If you had to date one of your friends, colleagues or co-workers, who would you choose?
› That, I can't reveal. Sorry, folks.
66. Have you ever had feelings for more than one person at the same time?
› [ b l u s h. ] Well, I do meet a lot of people...
67. What are your thoughts on polyamory?
› If no one's getting hurt, who am I to say anything about it?
68. Do you use dating apps?
› ...Is that a television show?
69. Do you prefer casual dating, or serious relationships only?
› Both are great! Though, not at the same time, heh.
70. Do you think you could handle a long-distance relationship?
› I find they don't quite last.
71. Have you ever been in unrequited love?
› Many times!
72. Has someone else ever had unrequited feelings for you?
› Not that I know of.
73. Have you ever had your heart broken?
› Sure. But we always pick ourselves back up when we fall.
74. Have you ever broken someone else's heart?
› I sure hope not.
75. Is it better to love and lose, or to never love at all?
› [ Let's go with the more optimistic approach.For show. ] Love and lose.
QUESTIONS
1. Are you single?
› Yes.
2. How many people have you dated?
› [ He doesn't remember the last time he dated anyone. ] Lost count!
3. Are you a good kisser?
› Can't say I've gotten any complaints.
4. How many people have you kissed?
› [ Seriously? He just smirks. Come on. ]
5. Who was your first kiss?
› [ Okay, now you're making him sweat. He can't remember who his first kiss was and he doesn't want to come across as too much of an asshole. ] A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
6. Who was your first crush?
› Rita Hayworth.
7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
› Not at the moment, no.
8. Have you ever had a celebrity crush?
› Well... I met Carla Bruni last week and she seemed lovely. Let's go with that.
9. What about a crush on a fictional character?
› Gilda Farrell, no question.
10. Are you good at flirting?
› I do alright for myself!
11. Tell us your best pick-up line.
› Depends on the lady! Gotta personalize them, you know.
12. How did your last relationship end?
› Busy schedule and long-distance. You know, the usual.
13. What's the worst date you've ever been on?
› Well, I have been stood up a time or two. Or several. I'd count those.
14. What's the best date you've ever been on?
› Some things are best kept private. Don't want to give all of myself to the media. [ A corny wink ensues. ]
15. What's your weirdest romantic experience?
› Probably the ones I can't remember! [ Cue audience obligatory laughter. ]
16. Describe your perfect date.
› Somewhere quiet with dim lights. I prefer getting to know a person one-on-one.
17. Which of the following would you rather do on a date: go hiking, go to a theme park, go to a museum, enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner, or stay home and cuddle under a blanket?
› Hey, I've done them all. And let me tell you, each one was divine.
18. Do you enjoy cuddling?
› Absolutely.
19. Do you like long walks on the beach?
› Who doesn't?
20. Do you prefer receiving chocolate, flowers, or jewelry?
› Well, I do have a bit of a sweet tooth...
21. What kind of gift would you like to receive from a lover?
› I don't need gifts. Just the company is great.
22. What kind of gift would you give the person you love?
› [ Uh, he loosens his tie a bit to clear his throat. ] Uh, d-diamonds? Diamonds! They're a girl's best friend, right?
23. Have you ever received homemade chocolate?
› Homemade chocolate is the best kind.
24. Have you ever received a love letter?
› A few.
25. Have you ever received a love confession?
› Of sorts.
26. How would you confess your love?
› The best approach would be to tell them right there, full transparency.
27. How would you propose?
› [ Ugh, he's totally proposed already. ] Uh, heh. Guess it would depend on the woman. I'd customize it just for her.
28. Do you want to get married someday?
› Yes, of course. [ .................. ]
29. Describe your dream wedding.
› Whatever the bride wants.
30. Describe your ideal honeymoon.
› Far away. Maybe up North somewhere to watch the aurora.
31. Would you ever consider an arranged marriage?
› Not for me.
32. Would you ever marry for money?
› [ Everyone knows the answer to this and even the question-asking host couldn't keep a straight face asking it. ]
33. Would you date outside your social class?
› Why not? The heart wants what it wants, after all.
34. Would you ever date a nonhuman?
› [ He's gonna scratch his head at that because wtf. ] Probably not.
35. Would you prefer an older partner or a younger one?
› Somewhere in the middle. No one who will undoubtedly outlive me before my own natural collagen production completely abandons me, and definitely no one too young.
36. Would you prefer a partner who's wild and spontaneous, or steadfast and reliable?
› [ The truth? A mixture of both, with a stronger concentration of wild and spontaneous. ] Can't go wrong with someone reliable, right?
37. Which is more important: humor or intelligence?
› [ "wtf is humor tho" -Batman ] You gotta have both!
38. Do you prefer men or women?
› [ He blushes immediately
39. How important are looks when it comes to attraction?
› Very. Although, it's important to remember that beauty is only skin-deep.
40. What's your favorite body part on a man/woman?
› [ WHAT. ] Eyes. Uh- on a woman.
41. Which physical traits do you find appealing?
› Eyes, again. Oh, and lips.
42. What about personality traits?
› A bubbly personality who knows how to have fun!
43. Would you rather date someone who's similar to you, or someone very different?
› They're both intriguing options. Wouldn't want to limit myself to one.
44. Describe your ideal partner.
› Hmm. Tall, confident, and... well, we talked about reliable earlier, right?
45. Do you ever fantasize about being swept off your feet?
› [ A chuckle. The stupid things he does for charity. ] Don't have much time in my busy schedule for fantasies.
46. What about sweeping someone else off theirs?
› Uh. Same answer!
47. Do you enjoy fairytale romances?
› There are some good stories told.
48. What are your thoughts on Romeo and Juliet?
› A classic.
49. Have you ever had a forbidden love?
› [ Hell yes. ] Can't say I have.
50. Would you be willing to rebel against society for love?
› Time will tell.
51. Are you someone who prefers to stay quiet about your relationships, or do you want everyone to know?
› Seeing how long I can keep something private is a personal game I like to play with the media. [ Puh-lease. If the public knows, it's because he's allowed it. ]
52. Are you comfortable giving physical affection?
› Y-yes.
53. What about receiving?
› It's always welcome.
54. How do you feel about PDA?
› Hey, if it's not breaking any laws? I don't see why not.
55. How do you feel about pet names?
› They're useful! [ ...Okay, now he really sounds like a dick. Tone it down, Brucie. ]
56. Do you consider yourself clingy?
› Physically, maybe.
57. Is clinginess a turn-on or a turn-off?
› We all have our thresholds.
58. Would you rather hear "I want you" or "I need you"?
› Who wouldn't want to be 'needed'?
59. Does love conquer all?
› [ Who knows. ] I'd like to think so!
60. Do you believe in soulmates?
› [ Nope. ] I wouldn't want to close myself off to the concept.
61. Do you believe in love at first sight?
› [ You mean lust? ] Oh, yes.
62. Are you someone who falls in love easily?
› Occasionally.
63. Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
› Can I plead the fifth? Is that allowed?
64. Where do you draw the line between friendship and romance?
› Uh, heh. Guess it depends.
65. If you had to date one of your friends, colleagues or co-workers, who would you choose?
› That, I can't reveal. Sorry, folks.
66. Have you ever had feelings for more than one person at the same time?
› [ b l u s h. ] Well, I do meet a lot of people...
67. What are your thoughts on polyamory?
› If no one's getting hurt, who am I to say anything about it?
68. Do you use dating apps?
› ...Is that a television show?
69. Do you prefer casual dating, or serious relationships only?
› Both are great! Though, not at the same time, heh.
70. Do you think you could handle a long-distance relationship?
› I find they don't quite last.
71. Have you ever been in unrequited love?
› Many times!
72. Has someone else ever had unrequited feelings for you?
› Not that I know of.
73. Have you ever had your heart broken?
› Sure. But we always pick ourselves back up when we fall.
74. Have you ever broken someone else's heart?
› I sure hope not.
75. Is it better to love and lose, or to never love at all?
› [ Let's go with the more optimistic approach.